So I was feeling down, and somehow the American Chemical Society (ACS) knew. They sent me another 'thanks for being a member' present.
Dad is going to be so jealous. Now I have a set of mugs. Hydrogen and Helium!
Note that the element is profiled on the opposite side of the mug. The Helium mug is not personalized, but it says congratulations in extremely large letters, so I feel that that makes up for it. And I'm especially delighted that the picture on the mug corresponds to the element. I'm never leaving the ACS... I want a mug with Cobalt or Zinc profiled on it.